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Extravagance and Excess世説新語 汰侈第三十

Shishuo Xinyu (A New Account of Tales of the World) 世說新語 · Compiled by Liu Yiqing · commentary by Liu Xiaobiao · Southern Dynasties, Song (5th century) · commentary by Liu Xiaobiao of Liang · 12 passages · 951 Chinese characters · reading time 3.8 min

Shishuo Xinyu (A New Account of Tales of the World) “The sun is far. I have never heard of anyone coming from the sun's side, and by that alone one may know it” — the answer a boy of a few years gave on his father's knee. Asked again the next day, he said, “The sun is near. Lift your eyes and you see the sun, but you do not see Chang'an.” For the two hundred years and more from the end of the Later Han down to the Jin, this book gathers nothing but what people said to one another and how they bore themselves, sorted into thirty-six kinds. It begins with virtuous conduct, speech, government and learning, and descends to extravagance, anger, envy and enmity, setting what is to be praised and what is to be blamed on the same scale. The seven men of the bamboo grove appear in it; Wang Xizhi is chosen as a son-in-law; a man rows out on a snowy night to the gate of a friend's house and turns back, saying the mood has run out. A piece usually runs three or four lines, and at its longest does not fill a page. The commentary Liu Xiaobiao drew from more than a hundred books now survives at greater length than the text itself, for nearly all those books are gone.

1He kills his own household. What concern is that of yours?

石崇每要客燕集,常令美人行酒,客飲酒不盡者,使黃門交斬美人。王丞相與大將軍嘗共詣崇,丞相素不能飲,輒自勉彊,至於沉醉。每至大將軍,固不飲,以觀其變。已斬三人,顏色如故,尚不肯飲。丞相讓之,大將軍曰:「自殺伊家人,何預卿事!」

Whenever Shi Chong invited guests to a feast, he always had beautiful women carry the wine around, and when a guest did not drink his cup dry, he had the attendants of the Yellow Gate behead the women one after another.

Wang the chancellor once went together with the Grand General to visit Chong.

The chancellor had never been able to drink, but he forced himself each time until he was sunk in drunkenness.

Each time the wine came to the Grand General, he firmly refused to drink, and watched to see what would happen.

Three women had already been beheaded, and his face was as before. Still he would not drink.

The chancellor reproached him, and the Grand General said, "He kills the people of his own house. What concern is that of yours?"

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王隱《晉書》曰:「石崇為荊州刺史,劫奪殺人,以致巨富。」《王丞相德音記》曰:「丞相素為諸父所重,王君夫問王敦:『聞君從弟佳人,又解音律,欲一作妓,可與共來。』遂往。吹笛人有小忘,君夫聞,使黃門階下打殺之,顏色不變。丞相還,曰:『恐此君處世,當有如此事。』」兩說不同,故詳錄。

Wang Yin's Jin shu says, "Shi Chong was Inspector of Jingzhou. He robbed and seized and killed men, and so came to vast wealth." The Wang chengxiang deyin ji says, "The chancellor had always been held in esteem by his uncles. Wang Junfu asked Wang Dun, 'I hear your cousin is a fine man and that he understands music as well. I wish to have the singing girls perform once, and you may come along with him.' So they went. A flute player made a small slip, and when Junfu heard it he had an attendant of the Yellow Gate beat the man to death below the steps, and his own face did not change. When the chancellor returned he said, 'I fear that as this gentleman lives in the world, there will be affairs like this.'" The two accounts do not agree, and so both are set down in full.

2This guest is surely one who could play the robber

石崇廁,常有十餘婢侍列,皆麗服藻飾。置甲煎粉、沈香汁之屬,無不畢備。又與新衣著令出,客多羞不能如廁。王大將軍往,脫故衣,著新衣,神色傲然。羣婢相謂曰:「此客必能作賊。」

In Shi Chong's privy there were always more than ten maids standing in attendance, all in fine clothes and ornaments.

Jiajian powder and aloeswood liquid and the like were set out, and nothing was wanting.

They also gave the guest new clothes to put on as he went out, so that many guests were ashamed and could not use the privy.

Wang the Grand General went, took off his old clothes and put on the new ones, and his manner and his look were haughty.

The maids said to one another, "This guest is surely one who could play the robber."

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《語林》曰:「劉寔詣石崇,如廁,見有絳紗帳大床,茵蓐甚麗,兩婢持錦香囊。寔遽反走,即謂崇曰:『向誤入卿室內。』崇曰:『是廁耳。』」

The Yulin says, "Liu Shi visited Shi Chong and went to the privy. He saw a great couch with crimson gauze curtains, mats and cushions of great beauty, and two maids holding brocade scent bags. Shi turned and hurried out, and said at once to Chong, 'Just now I entered your chamber by mistake.' Chong said, 'That was only the privy.'"

3The pig was fed on human milk

武帝嘗降王武子家,武子供饌,並用瑠璃器。婢子百餘人,皆綾羅絝𧟌,以手擎飲食。烝㹠肥美,異於常味。帝怪而問之,答曰:「以人乳飲㹠。」帝甚不平,食未畢,便去。王、石所未知作。

Emperor Wu once came down to the house of Wang Wuzi, and Wuzi laid out a meal, using vessels of glass throughout.

More than a hundred maids, all in trousers and jackets of damask and gauze, held up the food and the drink in their hands.

The steamed suckling pig was fat and fine, unlike the usual taste.

The emperor thought it strange and asked about it, and the answer was, "The pig was fed on human milk."

The emperor was much displeased, and before the meal was finished he left. This was something even Wang and Shi did not know how to make.

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𧟌,一作襬。

For chi (𧟌), one text has bai (襬).

4Wang Kai plastered his walls with red mineral clay

王君夫以𥹋糒澳釜,石季倫用蠟燭作炊。君夫作紫絲布步障碧綾裹四十里,石崇作錦步障五十里以敵之。石以椒為泥,王以赤石脂泥壁。

Wang Junfu scoured his cauldrons with dried rice boiled with malt sugar, and Shi Jilun burned wax candles for his cooking fire.

Junfu made road screens of purple silk cloth lined with green damask for forty li, and Shi Chong made brocade road screens of fifty li to match him.

Shi used pepper for his plaster, and Wang plastered his walls with red mineral clay.

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《晉諸公贊》曰:「王愷字君夫,東海人,王肅子也。雖無檢行,而少以才力見名,有在公之稱。既自以外戚,晉氏政寬,又性至豪。舊制,鴆不得過江,為其羽櫟酒中,必殺人。愷為翊軍時,得鴆於石崇而養之,其大如鵝,喙長尺餘,純食蛇虺。司隸奏按愷、崇,詔悉原之,即燒於都街。愷肆其意色,無所忌憚。為後軍將軍,卒,諡曰醜。」

The Jin zhugong zan says, "Wang Kai, styled Junfu, was a man of Donghai and the son of Wang Su. Though he had no restraint in his conduct, he was known while young for his talent and his vigor, and he had the name of serving the public good. He was himself a kinsman of the empress, the government of Jin was lax, and his nature was extravagant in the extreme. By the old rules the zhen bird could not be brought across the Yangtze, because when its feathers are stirred in wine they are certain to kill a man. When Kai was general of the Yi army he obtained a zhen bird from Shi Chong and reared it. It was as large as a goose, its beak was more than a foot long, and it ate nothing but snakes. The intendant of the capital reported that Kai and Chong should be examined, but an edict pardoned them both, and the bird was burned then and there in the street of the capital. Kai gave free rein to his will and his looks, and there was nothing he feared. He became general of the rear army, and when he died he was given the posthumous name Chou, the Ugly."

5Shi Chong heard of it afterwards and killed everyone who had told

石崇為客作豆粥,咄嗟便辦。恆冬天得韭蓱䪢。又牛形狀氣力不勝王愷牛,而與愷出遊,極晚發,爭入洛城,崇牛數十步後,迅若飛禽,愷牛絕走不能及。每以此三事為搤腕。乃密貨崇帳下都督及御車人,問所以。都督曰:「豆至難煮,唯豫作熟末,客至,作白粥以投之。韭蓱䪢是搗韭根,雜以麥苗爾。」復問馭人牛所以駛。馭人云:「牛本不遲,由將車人不及制之爾。急時聽偏轅,則駛矣。」愷悉從之,遂爭長。石崇後聞,皆殺告者。

When Shi Chong made bean gruel for his guests, it was ready in the space of a breath.

Even on winter days he always had pickled leek shoots.

Again, his ox was no match for Wang Kai's ox in shape or in strength, yet when he went out on an excursion with Kai, they set off very late and raced to enter the city of Luoyang, and Chong's ox, which was several tens of paces behind, went swift as a flying bird, and Kai's ox ran itself out and could not come up with it.

Kai was forever clenching his wrists over these three things.

So he secretly bribed the commandant of Chong's guard and the man who drove his carriage, and asked how it was done.

The commandant said, "Beans are very hard to boil. So he has cooked bean flour made beforehand, and when a guest arrives he makes a plain white gruel and throws the flour in. The pickled leek shoots are pounded leek roots mixed with barley sprouts, nothing more."

He asked the driver next why the ox was so swift, and the driver said, "The ox is not slow by nature. It is only that the man driving the cart cannot manage it. When there is haste, let the shaft lean to one side, and then it runs."

Kai followed all of this, and at last he took the lead.

When Shi Chong heard of it afterwards, he killed everyone who had told.

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《晉諸公贊》曰:「崇性好俠,與王愷競相誇衒也。」

The Jin zhugong zan says, "Chong was by nature fond of the knight-errant way, and he vied with Wang Kai in boasting and display."

6He ate one slice and left

王君夫有牛,名「八百里駮」,常瑩其蹄角。王武子語君夫:「我射不如卿,今指賭卿牛,以千萬對之。」君夫既恃手快,且謂駿物無有殺理,便相然可。令武子先射。武子一起便破的,卻據胡床,叱左右:「速探牛心來!」須臾,炙至,一臠便去。

Wang Junfu had an ox named Eight Hundred Li Dapple, and he always kept its hooves and horns polished.

Wang Wuzi said to Junfu, "I am not your equal at archery. Now I will name your ox as the stake, and set ten million against it."

Junfu trusted his quick hand, and he also held that there was no reason so noble a beast would be killed, so he agreed at once.

He had Wuzi shoot first, and at his first rise Wuzi split the target.

He then leaned back on his folding stool and shouted at the attendants, "Quick, get out the ox's heart and bring it."

In a little while the roast came, and he ate one slice and left.

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《相牛經》曰:「牛經出甯戚,傳百里奚。漢世河西薛公得其書,以相牛,千百不失。本以負重致遠,未服輜軿,故文不傳。至魏世,高堂生又傳以與晉宣帝,其後王愷得其書焉。」臣按其《相經》云:「陰虹屬頸,千里。」注曰:「陰虹者,雙筋白尾骨屬頸,甯戚所飯者也。」愷之牛,其亦有陰虹也。《甯戚經》曰:「棰頭欲得高,百體欲得緊,大膁疏肋難齡齝,龍頭突目好跳。又角欲得細,身欲促,形欲得如卷。」

The Xiang niu jing says, "The classic of oxen came from Ning Qi and was handed on to Baili Xi. In the time of Han, Lord Xue of Hexi obtained the book, and judging oxen by it he did not miss one in a thousand. Its use was to carry heavy loads and reach distant places, and it was not applied to harnessing baggage carts, so the text was not handed down. By the time of Wei, Gaotang Sheng handed it on again and gave it to Emperor Xuan of Jin, and after that Wang Kai obtained the book." Your servant has looked into that Xiang jing, which says, "When the shadow rainbow reaches the neck, a thousand li." The commentary says, "The shadow rainbow is a pair of sinews and a white tailbone reaching the neck. It was such an ox that Ning Qi fed." Kai's ox too must have had the shadow rainbow. The Ning Qi jing says, "The mallet head should be high and the whole body tight. If the flanks are large and the ribs sparse, the beast chews its cud with difficulty. A dragon head with bulging eyes leaps well. Again, the horns should be fine, the body should be short, and the form should be as if rolled up."

7So he went hungry for days, and in his confusion he did not know where to go

王君夫嘗責一人無服餘衵,因直內著曲閤重閨裏,不聽人將出。遂饑經日,迷不知何處去。後因緣相為垂死,迺得出。

Wang Junfu once rebuked a man for not wearing the undergarments left over to him, and for this he put him straight into an inner room behind a curved gate and a double door, and would let no one bring him out.

So he went hungry for days, and in his confusion he did not know where to go.

Afterwards one who had a connection with him helped him, and only when he was near death was he able to get out.

8Kai was dazed, and lost to himself

石崇與王愷爭豪,並窮綺麗,以飾輿服。武帝,愷之甥也,每助愷。嘗以一珊瑚樹,高二尺許賜愷。枝柯扶疎,世罕其比。愷以示崇。崇視訖,以鐵如意擊之,應手而碎。愷既惋惜,又以為疾己之寶,聲色甚厲。崇曰:「不足恨,今還卿。」乃命左右悉取珊瑚樹,有三尺四尺,條榦絕世,光彩溢目者六七枚,如愷許比甚眾。愷惘然自失。

Shi Chong vied with Wang Kai in extravagance, and both went to the end of splendor in adorning their carriages and their clothes.

Emperor Wu was Kai's nephew by his sister, and he always helped Kai.

He once bestowed on Kai a coral tree about two feet high.

Its branches spread thick, and few in the world could be compared with it.

Kai showed it to Chong. When Chong had finished looking at it, he struck it with an iron ruyi, and it shattered at the touch of his hand.

Kai was grieved at the loss, and he took it besides for envy of his treasure, so his voice and his face were very fierce.

Chong said, "There is nothing to resent. I will give it back to you now."

Then he ordered his attendants to bring out all his coral trees. There were six or seven of three feet and four feet whose boughs and trunks had no match in the world and whose luster overflowed the eye, and of those like Kai's there were a very great many.

Kai was dazed, and lost to himself.

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《續文章志》曰:「崇資產累巨萬金,宅室輿馬,僭擬王者。庖膳必窮水陸之珍。後房百數,皆曳紈綉,珥金翠,而絲竹之蓺,盡一世之選。築榭開沼,殫極人巧。與貴戚羊琇、王愷之徒競相高以侈靡,而崇為居最之首,琇等每愧羡,以為不及也。」

The Xu wenzhang zhi says, "Chong's holdings and goods piled up to a million in gold, and his house and his rooms, his carriages and his horses, presumed to match a king's. The food of his kitchen had to exhaust the rarities of water and land. The women of his back apartments were counted by hundreds, and all of them trailed fine silks and wore gold and kingfisher feathers, while in the arts of string and flute they were the choice of a whole age. He raised pavilions and opened ponds, and used up the utmost of human craft. With Yang Xiu and Wang Kai and their sort, kinsmen of the empress, he vied to be the highest in luxury and dissipation, and since Chong held the first place among them, Xiu and the others were always ashamed and envious, and thought themselves his inferiors."

《南州異物志》曰:「珊瑚生大秦國,有洲在漲海中,距其國七八百里,名珊瑚樹洲。底有盤石,水深二十餘丈,珊瑚生於石上。初生白,軟弱似菌。國人乘大船,載鐵網,先沒在水下,一年便生網目中,其色尚黃,枝柯交錯,高三四尺,大者圍尺餘。三年色赤,便以鐵鈔發其根,繫鐵網於船,絞車舉網還裁鑿,恣意所作。若過時不鑿,便枯索蟲蠱。其大者輸之王府,細者賣之。」《廣志》曰:「珊瑚大者,可為車軸。」

The Nanzhou yiwu zhi says, "Coral grows in the country of Da Qin. There is an isle in the Zhang Sea, seven or eight hundred li from that country, named Shanhushu, the isle of the coral trees. Below there is a flat rock, the water is more than twenty zhang deep, and the coral grows on the rock. When it first grows it is white, soft and weak like a mushroom. The men of that country take a large ship and load an iron net, and first sink it below the water, and in one year the coral grows up through the mesh of the net. Its color is still yellow then, its branches cross one another, its height is three or four feet, and the large ones are more than a foot around. In three years the color turns red, and then they cut the roots away with an iron hook, tie the iron net to the ship, raise the net with a windlass, and bring it back to be trimmed and carved into whatever shape they please. If the season passes and it is not carved, it withers and dries and the worms eat it. The large ones are sent in to the king's storehouse, and the small ones are sold." The Guang zhi says, "A large piece of coral can be made into a carriage axle."

9The men of that day called it the Golden Ditch

王武子被責,移第北邙下。于時人多地貴,濟好馬射,買地作埒,編錢匝地竟埒。時人號曰「金溝」。

Wang Wuzi was censured, and he moved his house to the foot of Beimang.

At that time men were many and land was dear, and Ji was fond of shooting from horseback, so he bought land and built a riding wall, and he strung cash together around the ground until the wall was complete.

The men of that day called it the Golden Ditch.

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《晉諸公贊》曰:「濟與從兄恬不平,濟為河南尹,未拜,行過王宮,吏不時下道,濟於車前鞭之,有司奏免官。論者以濟為不長者。尋轉太僕,而王恬已見委任,濟遂斥外。」

The Jin zhugong zan says, "Ji was on bad terms with his elder cousin Wang Tian. When Ji was made intendant of Henan and had not yet received the appointment, he passed by the royal palace, and a clerk did not leave the road in time, so Ji whipped him in front of his carriage, and the officer in charge submitted that he be removed from office. Those who discussed it held that Ji was no elder. Before long he was moved to be grand coachman, but Wang Tian had already been given a charge, and so Ji was in the end cast out of the capital."

溝一作埒。

For gou, one text has lie.

10A gentleman should make both his person and his name flourish. How should it come to talking to men from a window made of a jar?

石崇每與王敦入學戲,見顏、原象而嘆曰:「若與同升孔堂,去人何必有間!」王曰:「不知餘人云何?子貢去卿差近。」石正色云:「士當令身名俱泰,何至以甕牖語人!」

Whenever Shi Chong went with Wang Dun into the school to amuse himself, he would look at the images of Yan Hui and Yuan Xian and sigh, "If I had risen into the hall of Confucius along with them, how should the distance between me and other men have been so wide?"

Wang said, "I do not know how it would be with the rest. Zigong stands a little nearer to you."

Shi composed his face and said, "A gentleman should make both his person and his name flourish. How should it come to talking to men from a window made of a jar?"

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《家語》曰:「顏回字子淵,魯人。少孔子二十九歲,而髮白,三十二歲蚤死。」原憲已見。

The Jiayu says, "Yan Hui, styled Ziyuan, was a man of Lu. He was twenty-nine years younger than Confucius, his hair turned white, and he died early at thirty-two." Yuan Xian has appeared before.

《史記》曰:「端木賜字子貢,衛人。嘗相魯,家累千金,終於齊。」

The Shi ji says, "Duanmu Ci, styled Zigong, was a man of Wey. He was once chancellor of Lu, his house piled up a thousand in gold, and he ended his days in Qi."

原憲以甕為巨牖。

Yuan Xian made a great window out of a jar.

11You will not go without your meat, and what I love will be kept

彭城王有快牛,至愛惜之。王太尉與射,賭得之。彭城王曰:「君欲自乘則不論;若欲噉者,當以二十肥者代之。既不廢噉,又存所愛。」王遂殺噉。

The prince of Pengcheng had a swift ox, and he cherished it greatly.

Wang the Grand Commandant shot with him for a wager and won it.

The prince of Pengcheng said, "If you wish to ride it yourself, I say nothing. If you wish to eat it, I will give you twenty fat ones in its place. Then you will not go without your meat, and what I love will be kept."

Wang then killed it and ate it.

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朱鳳《晉書》曰:「彭城穆王權,字子輿,宣帝弟馗子。太始元年封。」

Zhu Feng's Jin shu says, "Sima Quan, Prince Mu of Pengcheng, styled Ziyu, was the son of Sima Kui, the younger brother of Emperor Xuan. He was enfeoffed in the first year of Taishi."

12From this men changed the way they looked at him

王右軍少時,在周侯末坐,割牛心噉之。於此改觀。

When Wang of the Right Army was young, he sat in the lowest seat at Marquis Zhou's, and the ox's heart was cut and given to him to eat.

From this men changed the way they looked at him.

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俗以牛心為貴,故羲之先餐之。

Custom held the ox's heart to be precious, and so Xizhi was given it to eat first.